In front of a coin operated washing machine. Clue: This guy can’t afford his own. Her divorce lawyer’s office lobby. One person on the rebound adds more than enough spice to a relationship. Her place of employment. Use your noggin! What happens when the relationship ends? Any support group...
Read moreGeez, you look horrible. All of our friends are so thrilled we’re getting divorced, as none of them actually like you. I’ve been unfaithful to you since day 1 of our marriage, including, without limitation, with your best friend and at least 2 of your siblings. I can’t remember...
Read moreSpeak in a foreign accent at all times (Spanish, French, whatever floats your boat). Call her “mamacita,” always, not matter what the context. Become a Star Wars Fanatic. Wear a Chewbacca costume. Don’t ever take it off. Remove the seats from all the toilets in your house. Come on...
Read moreCompany, Firm, Corporation, Etc.: If you’re a business owner, you should consider a prenuptial agreement, as, upon divorce, you otherwise could wind up having to compensate your wife or husband for a portion of the business’ value; in a worst case scenario, you won’t have the cash to do...
Read moreYou only need one lawyer when doing a collaborative divorce. FICTION! Each spouse requires a collaboratively trained attorney to do divorce via the collaborative process. If two spouses are cooperative, settle their case, and do not litigate against one another, they’ve had a collaborative divorce. FICTION! For a divorce...
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